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Age/Gender: 33, Male
Location: Coronado,CA,USA
Job: US Navy SEAL

Go NG.And I'm REALLY a SEAL,but believe whatever u want.I dont give a shit.

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Score: 7
Orgasm Girl 2

"Here's a tip."

submission: Orgasm Girl 2
date: November 3, 2009

For Ashley and Zoey,just remove their panties and bras(panties only for Zoey)and rub their ass/pussy till orgasm.Still can't figure out how to get past Raven though.And oddly enough,there's no orgasm screen.And finally,and worst of all,th game kinda feels botched.I dunno y,but it just feels that way.Include an orgasm scene for each girl and put some more effort into this and it's a sure winner.

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Score: 9
Inculcation

"That was really creepy."

submission: Inculcation
date: October 29, 2009

Whew,I was beginning to think I'd need a bathroom break when it finished.That was really fucking scary.That was one helluva job creating such a dilapidated world that seems like what Earth would look like after a nuke holocaust.Kudos to you for creating a game that actually scared th shit outta me,as it isn't very easy to do so.That crazy ass clown did it for me.Btw,were those things(Spoiler alert!)really humans or were they just hallucinations?Pls reply on this,thx.

October 29, 2009

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Responded via PM to prevent any spoilers :)

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Score: 9
Meet'N'Fuck: BDSM Club

"Whoo!"

date: September 18, 2009

I find this th hottest of all th MnF games.Unfortunately,th tits just got fucking UPGRADED TO MANNOTH TANK CANNON SIZE.Which makes it look VERY unnatural,and slightly less hot.Anyways,th core concepts are strong,and th formula works and works well,so keep it up.

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Score: 10
Castle Repercussions - C

"Again,it's fucking awesome."

date: April 16, 2009

Refer to my last review on Castle-Repercussions Part A.Same applies here.Sgt. Mullins reminds me of the SEAL Senior Chief in my platoon for some reason,haha.Maybe it's cause their voices are about the same,and Senior Chief is also a cig addict.Great job.

April 17, 2009

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Thanks again :-) You should show him this.

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Score: 7
Weebl & Bob : Armagooden

"I don't get it."

date: April 9, 2009

The summary says it all.Maybe it's cause i'm getting older,who knows?Anyways,it was still a good effort to entertain though.Better luck for the next one.

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Score: 10
Madness Aggregation

"Just keeps getting better."

date: April 9, 2009

I thought the last one was as high as the standard could go,but looks like i was wrong.You just keep pushing the standard for flash movies higher and higher.You sure as hell can't(and didn't)go wrong with this series.Keep these great flash movies coming up,and you'll be a legendary flash artist(you're alredy damned close to this).Great stuff,kid.

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Score: 10
Castle Repercussions - A

"Really sweet,bro."

date: April 8, 2009

Even though the project kept a hell lot of us waiting,I can't really bitch much about that now after seeing this.Great storyline,voice acting is second to none,and beautiful artwork(or flash).You did one fucking helluva job,and thats an understatement.Love your work,and know that this old Navy SEAL is rooting for you.

April 8, 2009

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Ah, thanks a lot man.

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Score: 8
Meet'N'Fuck: Dance School

"Not bad but..."

date: December 4, 2008

Again,it's great.I liked the way you revamped the pleasure meter and all,but there were still some sticking points.Firstly,the audio was reused x10,and it got old in double time,and there wasn't any variation.And second,JESUS H. CHRIST!Since when did women start having F-Cup tits?For God's sakes!Past ones were forgivable,but this one is criminal.I mean,not every guy gets turned on by seeing gigantic,outrageously oversized jugs the size of Abrams Tank cannons,and for chrissakes,PLEASE give us guys who prefer NORMAL SIZED tits a flash game where there's actually girl/s who have a pair of them(ie. B/C-Cup tits would be good).Other than that,it was great,and great improvement on the grammar.Hope to see a flash game based upon not just my suggestions,but also everyone else's.Thanks for reading my rant,and good day to you.

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Score: 9
Sexy College Quiz!

"Nice."

submission: Sexy College Quiz!
date: November 6, 2008

Once again,I wish that the tits are smaller.Otherwise,good game,and a good day to you.

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Score: 9
Meet'N'Fuck: Vacation

"Not bad,but..."

date: November 6, 2008

I liked this,but i still prefer 'Intensive Care' more.Why?Very simple.Number one,the girls had smaller tits than these.Numero dos,Chelsea's too white,like she never even went into the sun before.So,tone down those bloody gigantic D-cup cannons to maybe a B-cup,tan those girls up a bit,and as READ06 said,improve on the grammar,and this'll get a 16/10.

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